Rival watch
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Really???
If anything he's even worse 2nd half.... another one that only in his own mind thinks he's made it!
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Everton's 2nd choice keeper must be so **** if having to keep one on who can't walk is a better option 
Why the **** is it taking so long to get Robles on? Stekelenburg's clearly injured.
They're giving the keeper late instructions. Er, play in goal? Save the ball?
They're giving the keeper late instructions. Er, play in goal? Save the ball?
Finally decide that a crippled keeper might not be such a good tactic
Blue scouser attempts to cripple red scouser...handbags occur...another 2 yellows is the outcome
Lovren's an idiot. Why would you risk that when you're on a yellow?
Quite a few players walking a tightrope.
Quite a few players walking a tightrope.
That is a red card all day long for Barkley. He doesn't play for one of the media's 5 favourite teams but at the same time is a love-child, already heralded as 'the next Gazza'. So let's see if the papers run with a headline tomorrow that starts with 'Barkley escapes certain red in Mersey derby'.
On today's showing...
Barkley .... ****ter than a bag of dog **** in a dog **** bin
Lakarku...about as mobile as a fat bastard carrying a wardrobe while wearing lead lined wellies on a sandy beach
Lallana...an annoying mouthy twat who craps himself when someone stands up to him.
Henderson... as above but uglier
Merseyside derby ... ****tier than Barkley
Barkley .... ****ter than a bag of dog **** in a dog **** bin
Lakarku...about as mobile as a fat bastard carrying a wardrobe while wearing lead lined wellies on a sandy beach
Lallana...an annoying mouthy twat who craps himself when someone stands up to him.
Henderson... as above but uglier
Merseyside derby ... ****tier than Barkley
Tbh I find this typical of Monday night football. Takes on a dull and turgid atmosphere where the football is often ****.
Pretty sure we've had 10 in the Premier League. Can't remember which game it was, though.
Ferguson definitely had 9 at some point.
8's about right too, I think. Long stoppage for Stekelenburg.
Can't say that Liverpool deserve to win this, but they were the better team in the second half.
Everton ran out of steam early on and never tested Mignolet.
Terrible 2nd half from Everton.
What kind of tactical genius keeps Lennon in a left back position all the 2nd half?
Would not be a happy bunny if I was a blue scouser tonight...and not just because it would mean I was a scouser
What kind of tactical genius keeps Lennon in a left back position all the 2nd half?
Would not be a happy bunny if I was a blue scouser tonight...and not just because it would mean I was a scouser
Would not be a happy bunny if I was a blue scouser tonight...and not just because it would mean I was a scouser
There's no such thing as a happy Scouser
Mind you if my front room was a shrine to Cilla Black, Jimmy Tarbuck and the ****ing Beatles I'd be a miserable bastard...or to be accurate...a more miserable bastard
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Liverpool deserved it I'd hate to say.That Liverpool manager loves his lads doesn't he? I bet he jumps in the baths with 'em.....you bad Klopp,you!
