Swindon Town's captain, Ollie Clarke, has been banned for seven matches for... something:
Swindon captain Ollie Clarke committed "highly violating and intentional foul play" on two opponents' "private body parts" during a game against Cardiff City, according to a disciplinary report.
www.bbc.co.uk
They clearly don't want to say what he's actually done, but it sounds ****ing awful.
From having a quick browse around, it appears that he "oil checked" two opponents.
That's not confirmed though, as it's a weirdly opaque charge and language.