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Harry Maguire!

 

Totally forgot to mention Twatty Cash putting Liverpool 2-0 up against Villa...

 

Arsenal winning this 4-1 now. Hobbit’s coming off for Slabhead.

 

Just a reminder that we're far from the only team who apparently needed dynamite to shift deadwood in the summer

 

And their first goal being an obvious offside. Bent. As. ****.

 

I mean that goes without saying

Forest should be enquiring if they get similar privileges as they wear the same shirt colour as the three teams who routinely get all the benefits

 

Bottlers chanting Harry Maguire's name as he comes on

The RCL Potential just increased significantly

 

Play it Rashford, you twat!

 

Partey reportedly set to miss 3-4 months with a groin injury

Nobody has confirmed whether or not this is what caused it, albeit a year too late

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Here's an observation: the Bottler pub within earshot has only gotten loud whenever an attempt to dive for a penalty fails to get the decision they were hoping for

 

If I was ten Hag, I’d bring on Keane and Cantona at this point
But Jonny Evans it is…

 

Reggie is such an obvious layup, as it'd wind up their fans so much they'd suck the ball into their own net

 

Bossssssshhhhh

Although is he off?

 

Garnacho does more than Anthony in about 2 minutes. Offside?

 

Well this blunts the Bottlers saying everything is a C-O-N-spiracy

 

**** sake.

 

What was offside there? Looked like they measured it from his arm.

 

Home team get's the benefit of the doubt.

 

Seen some highlights of the Villa match

Yeah, I think I can figure out why Pau Torres dropped off everybody's radar in the last year or so...

 

****s