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Mohamed Al Fayed has died at the age of 94.

 

Where did I put that miniature violin?

 

I didn't realise that he was related to Jamal Khasoggi, whose aunt was his first wife.
I wonder how he felt about the people that murdered him buying the Geordies?

 

At least they offer the full range of bases regardless of size

Pizza Hut don't offer Italian base on mediums, which is dense - especially as the local branch is literally across the road from Dominos in my neck of the woods

 

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I hope they get relegated and go bankrupt.

And I hope this lot do, too:


Scum.

 

"Horny Zombies of Getafe" indeed...

 

Ffs

 

Real Madrid are starting the season without a number 9.
That's both literal, as nobody's wearing that shirt number and figurative, as they don't have a striker.
Still odd that they didn't try to sign Kane, in my opinion. Long game, I guess.

 

"Hello, rapists! "

FFS.

 

The tone of their tweet suggests they don't know about his recent issues.

 

Mundo Deportivo just fell to the bottom of the tier list if that's true

 

Sheffield United v Everton. At least one of the teams without a point will get one.
Is it too early to call this a six-pointer?

 

Anybody know why Lloris didn't get a move to Nice? Did he turn it down?

 

He turned it down, according to Alasdair Gold

Not sure why, are surely he would've been guaranteed No1

 

Waiting for his statue to be erected outside Craven Cottage

 

So Greenwood has only joined Getafe on loan? I thought that United were releasing him meaning that he would just be a signing a 1 year contract with them.

Something smells fishy!

 

I saw that live. He drew two lines for the two teams, who were both moaning at each other.
Put the Everton wall back behind the original one, then told the Utd player not to cross the second.
It looked a bit odd, but he was actually right.