Turns out we're not the only club who has this ****wittery all over our Twitter feed...
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ssssh,Or how Robbie Keane no longer plays for us
He hasn't played in the J-League yet, so my money's on Yokohama F MarinosTell us again. What is his favourite club? I've forgotten.
Brilliant!! Haven't heard that phrase for a whileit's the same old Chelsea.....fur coat and no knickers.

A fridge full of Mars bars and a 75 year old P.A.?The Liverpool Echo reports that Everton Manager, Marco Silva wants to add only a handful of signings and aims to trim his squad from 38 players to around 25.
Yes, betting the farm on a bag load of **** last summer will tend to have that effect.....I wonder how much it's going to cost to get Rooney to drag his cheating arse to the States?
It will probably have to be donuts and Goldie HawnA fridge full of Mars bars and a 75 year old P.A.?
I'm surprised nobody's mentioned to him that DC United are so **** they thought signing a player named Frederic Brilliant would improve their on-pitch fortunes.The Liverpool Echo reports that Everton Manager, Marco Silva wants to add only a handful of signings and aims to trim his squad from 38 players to around 25.
Yes, betting the farm on a bag load of **** last summer will tend to have that effect.....I wonder how much it's going to cost to get Rooney to drag his cheating arse to the States?
Too young.......It will probably have to be donuts and Goldie Hawn
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From Sky Sports
- Maurizio Sarri is on the brink of replacing Antonio Conte at Chelsea and is set to bring Gianfranco Zola with him to Stamford Bridge.
Zola's in to advise him on how to get relegated from The Championship, I presume? However, aren't John Terry or Graham Rix much more suitable appointments to assist Sarri?
Ancelotti. Darling cup? How cute.The treatment of Chelsea managers is brutal.
Grant took over mid season, took them to runners up in the league, their first CL final and Darling Cup final and was sacked.
Di Matteo took over in March, win them the CL and was sacked in Oct.
Jose won them the title and was sacked in October.
Fat Spanish Waiter won the EL and was sacked straight away.
Someone on the double and was gone in a year.
And now Conte.