Having risked a terminal case of computer cancer to get the documents, here is the relevant section in full
10. Option Right. LOS LADRONES DO MADRID and the PLAYER hereby grant to TOTTENHAM from the date hereof until June 30 2019 an option right to match any offer from a Premier League Club for the registration of the Player, LOS LADRONES DO MADRID shall notify TOTTENHAM the terms of any offer it finds acceptable (a 'Third Party Offer'), and TOTTENHAM shall thereafter have a period of 72 hours after receipt of such notification to offer to match all the terms contained in the offer to LOS LADRONES DO MADRID under the Third Party Offer. If, after such 72 hours have elapsed, LOS LADRONES DO MADRID does not receive the affirmative answer from TOTTENHAM, LOS LADRONES DO MADRID shall be free to transfer the Player. However, in the event that TOTTENHAM does match the Third Party Offer, Los Ladrones do Madrid* shall be required to accept TOTTENHAM's offer in preference to any other offers received (including any higher offers received following Los Ladrones do Madrid's** receipt of the Third Party Offer) and transfer the Player as soon as possible in the first available FA registration period to TOTTENHAM pursuant to a Transfer Agreement acceptable to TOTTENHAM in its sole discretion. Should the 72 hours elapse without TOTTENHAM matching all the terms of the third club's offer, LOS LADRONES DO MADRID shall be free to accept the offer.
* No idea why they forgot to use CAPS LOCK here
** Or here
There's also this little doozy hidden away too...
4. IN further consideration for the transfer of the Player, the parties hereby declare that all amounts regarding the transfer of the player Rafael Van Der Vaart shall be deemed received by LOS LADRONES DO MADRID, and LOS LADRONES DO MADRID shall have no further entitlement regarding such transfer and/or the payment agreement reached between the Parties dated August 23rd 2012.
In other words, we managed to Levy them in the past, the present, and the future - which means, in the years to come, Barcelona shall be twinned with Tottenham and statues of Daniel Levy will be erected in both cities to commemorate the moment where we ****ed over Los Ladrones in three separate time periods at the same time.