I'm surprised you weren't at the cock clinic this evening HIAG. I had to pop in for a few emergency stitches. Left a large bar of Cadburys next to your usual bed for when you're next admitted.

I have never got my head around that last game of last season at Newcastle.It's never been explained to me. What the hell happened to the team to lose like that to a team already relegated?

Michael "Lets The Game Flow" Oliver.How the **** isn't that a red against Toure??? **** all to do with the conditions - totally dangerous!
Is it too much to ask for a couple of reds and a punch up?
