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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Spurlock, Jan 2, 2012.

  1. Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane Danny Rosebud

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    There's only one way to prove it:

    Have HIAG and SuckMyKlopp ever commented on different threads at exactly the same time? If not, isn't it funny how Clark Kent and Superman are never in the same room...
     
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  2. The RDBD

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    Have HIAG and I ... ??

    <behold the avatar of truth>
     
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  3. PleaseNotPoll

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    Some memorable goals from yesterday's games:

    Crouchigol:

    And last but not least, a Goon goes for a wander:
     
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  4. The RDBD

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    If Chesney had took a selfie stick with him he would not have to go
    so far to get a picture of himself standing beside the Porto player.
     
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  5. redwhiteandermblue

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    I think HIAG is really a Spurs fan. But I've had my doubts about SMK since Arsenal87 sailed off into oblivion. In both cases, there was something obvious that seemed a little out of the norm for Not606.
     
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  6. Citizen Kane

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    <laugh>

    There's no way you are HIAG I'm afraid: he's known how to use the 'quote' button for far longer than you ;)
     
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  7. The RDBD

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    So not using the quote button would be a useful way to fool people who think HIAG
    drone accounts will always use the quote button ... ??
     
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  8. The RDBD

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    There have never been any doubts about Sucky.
    Unless you are naturally a Mouser, it must a severe threat to your sanity to even
    try and pretend to be one.
     
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  9. Citizen Kane

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    Potentially - it would be a clever ruse <laugh>

    I've come to think of HIAG as a multi-millionaire playboy who commands a fleet of underlings all operating forum accounts across vast swathes of the internet, wumming billions of people across the globe while he lounges with a double on the rocks on his regular bed at the cock clinic.
     
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  10. The RDBD

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    For every such underling, there is a mass of real Internet forum users afflicted with near-OCD
    to trying to work out HIAGs' true life(style) based on what info the underlings write.
     
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  11. ..... While stroking a fluffy white cat no doubt.... <laugh>
     
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  12. SpursDisciple

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    The school of thought, which in all seriousness I don't believe, is that he goes around all the boards bigging us up so exaggeratedly that we inevitably fail based on what he's said. Piskie is currently enjoying having a HIAG quote in his sig saying that while Poch is with us, Arsenal will never finish above us for example. Other posters have older posts about the fact that Bale will never leave etc. It's more of a subtle wum if it were true.
     
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  13. SpursDisciple

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    Totally agree. It can't go by without action. I think as it is so long ago and he seems genuinely remorseful that a slap on the wrists is appropriate with a warning about any future similar comments.
     
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  14. PleaseNotPoll

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    But nobody on here believes that he's serious about anything.
    It would be like mocking a Spitting Image puppet's comments and attributing them to the actual politician.
     
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  15. SpursDisciple

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    exactly so.
     
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  16. The RDBD

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    That is the general premise here on Spurs 606.
    But the PL board, they hang on every word he posts about his life(style) , eager
    to forensically dissect them / cross-ref with previous postings etc.

    Not that is not WUMmery, but inducing mass OCD in others over you is
    surely far more impressive than being a pure WUM.
     
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  17. bigsmithy9

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    I never thought of HIAG as anything but a Spurs fan........but,then,I'm old.The whole bloody roof is falling in on me!
     
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    Does that include Michael Gove, who appears to be a sentient Spitting Image puppet?
     
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  20. Citizen Kane

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    I know it's been a long day with all the transfer shenanigans and CL draw. But friends, romans, countrymen: Please honour me with your presence as we join together as one to laugh at West Ham, who have just been knocked out of the EL by Romanian giants Astra Giurgiu in front of their adoring rent-a-crowd at the Inland Revenue Arena.

    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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