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If any of their 3 most important players fail to deliver then they are ****ed. for all the names, they rely on 3 players every single game. One of them has left this summer.

 

your kits a pretty bad tbh. Warriors fault.

 

So is yours. Chevrolet's fault

 

The kits nice. The logo isnt.

 

F..... like what do you say to that.

 

Obviously has no sense of style or he wouldn't have hair like that!

I think warrior designed his haircut!

 

Is that really the author?

Hmmm, he really isn't in any position to dispense fashion judgements, is he?
Can't even get his rug on straight.

 

Our kit is nowhere close to being the worst! Sure, it's simple and plain, but I don't mind that. Clearly the author doesn't either because he rated Real's - sorry, Swansea's - shirt highly.
Ours is fine, United's is fine, Arsenal's would be fine if it wasn't so tight and the sleeves could decide whether to be short or long not a ridiculous mid-way length, Chavski and Everton's are fine...

Infact, they're all fine except for Sunderland (different colour stripes everywhere!), Newcastle (Hideous), Spuds (Yellow doesn't go) and Palace (Again with the yellow).

Author's haircut demonstrates that he knows zero about style though, following the rest of the 'cool' crowd with the shaved back/sides and a mop on top. Looks stupid - like all the Essex twats, Southampton players, Sterling and anyone else who does it.

 

Carlisle v Derby in Capital One Cup on Sky Sports 1

 

As someone who used to live in Cumbria, go Carlisle I guess.

Strangely enough, I hear a Dutch person talking about Jimmy Glass earlier this summer.

 

Who?

 

Could be worse, they could be showing highlights of your 3 0 win at our place

 

I was thinking the same thing, Yaya, Aguero and Kompany, surely i would have noticed one of them on Sky Sports

 

I thought that earlier, but thought I was being stupid so didn't say anything

Maybe he means Pantilamon

 

Maybe he's a year behind us all and he means Kolo Toure...

Or its a P's take involving Everton and Gareth Barry

 

Or that Toure's head has moved somewhere else...

I think he's over rated anyway, Silva is more important to the attack and Fernandinho is more indispensable to their midfield, but opinions

 

So Rat face Neville is the latest in a long line of pundits who think United will knock us out of the top 4. Did people not watch us play last season? Suarez was great, but only because we were playing great, he didn't get us 2nd by himself. Personally I don't think United will suddenly tear up the league because they have a new manager, so many deluded people. their squad is still seriously average, there aren't too many of their players I would put in our first 11

 

I mean Yaya.

His heads gone completely. A passenger this season until real or Barcelona come in next summer. hes probably already signed a deal, hence the 'im happy at city' bullshit he came out with after claiming he hated the place and wanted cake.

 

Neville has said we wont make top 4 without more signings. Hes paid by the anti United sky sports so he chats absolute ****ing bubbles these days.

 

Hmmm... Derby are sheep ****ers- so I want Carlisle to win!