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No thats spurs.

They also reckon they are worth a billion.

 

Still think some people are deluded or just enjoying a wum. A team with Falcao, Di Maria and Mata in it are always going to compete. Other than the chavs winning and city being close, its impossible to call where ourselves and utd will finish, it will go down to the line who gets champions league imo.

 

What a goal from Valencia for WHU on his debut. Brilliant strike

 

Yeah, smashing goal that.

 

Didnt know West Ham were your rivals

 

We play them in our next league game

#scouting

 

Been a good game in spells, the Spammers should have won it really

 

First 30 minutes or so was nearly as dull as our game against Villa from minute 10-50!

 

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Probably should have put this on the photo thread

 

R hey.

 

Hey, JB. You advertising for tattoo removal or cosmetic arm amputation?

 

I thought it was a leg.

 

Do you often wear watches on your leg?

 

He's from Huyton, he'll have assumed it was a tag

 

Tobes told it like it is.

 

always baffles me how people **** up with spelling mistakes when having tattoos done.

unless its been photo shopped?

 

I once briefly went out with this one girl at uni. She was a bit posh. She had a strange tramp stamp which consisted of a few names followed by the latin phrase requiescat in pace, roughly meaning 'rest in peace'. Unfortunately, the requiescat part was spelt incorrectly as requieskat!

I first noticed this during the popular activity where a man normally notices a tramp stamp, given adequate lighting and, especially, if he is desperate to keep the 'wolf from the door', as it were.

Anyway, afterwards (ahem!) I brought the fact to her attention. She was a touch patronising (pseudo-, anyway) and tried to laugh it off by saying that it was Latin to say 'may they rest in peace' and it was supposed to be spelt that way. She also added that I wouldn't know that, as I probably wasn't taught Latin in my non-public-school education (here she was 100% correct).

I replied that in that case there were two spelling mistakes in the first word as the 'k' should have been a 'c' and the latinate ending '-t' means 'he/she/it', whereas if it was supposed to mean 'they' then the ending should be '-nt', so it would read 'requiescant in pace'. She, surprisingly, wasn't as impressed as I thought she'd be. I remember making my excuses and leaving her room.

Needless to say I had the last laugh. I dumped her a few days later, as she did something else which was even more annoying. She was a bit of a bitch, truth be told. Hot as hell, though, and a right goer!

 

...... education.

 

......and the moral of the story is........don't point out the spelling mistakes in your birds tats straight after smashing her back doors in.

A lesson to us all.....

 

You can't leave us on that cliffhanger.
What could possibly be more annoying than incorrect genitive spelling of a Latin word on a tramp stamp?
Stay tuned to find out!