Rival Watch™ 2014-2015 Special: The Tactical Genius

Crisp butties?

 

That wasnt in November you ankle bitter

And even if it was, its called support. If Dortmund do that its great, great fans etc. We do it and its we thought we were going to win everything. Really pathetic of you wums tbh

 

We are 5 point from 2nd now, Liverpool 16 points from top

 

Lovely, my favourite are McCoys thai chicken with Cheese, egg mayo

 

Dortmund do it? You mean when they won tge title? Yeh that makes sense. All clubs do.

Not when they win nothing though.

 

And you're 11


Stop being a prat

 

Stop being a prat or just feck off

You know what I mean

 

You started doing it at the end of March and if it was just 'great support' then why aren't you doing it now, or have never done it before and since Slippys howler? Behave it was prematurely celebrating the end of the Holy Grail search

 

I obviously dont. Could you explain. Perhaps include a graph. I can point you in the direction of a graph specialist

 

Its still called support, we know we are poor at the moment so there is no chance of us winning the league. I make no apologies for us giving great support when we are in with a chance of winning the league and from the best fans in the world this will happen. Swallow your bitter. This is really just all bollocks caused by a stick you think you can beat us with

Like I say, stop being a prat or feck off

 

No point, Ive tried to learn how to do them before and cant manage it


So well done to those who can

 

Best fans in the World ****ing delusion at its most vulgar

Oh and don't try and tell what to do lad, as I'll post what I like

 

Fair enough, of course you can. But this very tiresome arguement is more on its last legs than the bs top performers

Either except we were supporting our team or feck off


You're about to play, btw. Id hate your obsession means you missing your game. Remember, we won there 3-0, good luck lad

 

I am happy for this thread to continue and with each passing week as we climb up the table, tie the author up in knots. I imagine one of two things will happen...either the weekly updates will turn to tumbleweed or the clutching at straws will become more and more desperate.

 

No, not Arsenal

I (and probably many others) called it ages ago that they would offer nothing, and since then they collapsed even more

 

what about it all going pete tong and you end up finishing in 8th

you will be begging for moyes back then

 

Well Moyes did have more points from the same fixtures

 

I would happily pay the £50m release clause from his contract at Sociedad to have him back. A true legend. Watch as he guides them to a barnstorming La Liga title from the depths of relegation

 

More probably, #bitters and Mancs will whinge that the weekly updates are slightly more weekly or less weekly than before depending on how bad or good Van Gaal is doing

 

tbf, that also

I'm looking forward to next two updates... honest