On a slightly different topic, did anyone listen to Radio 1 when Simon Mayo was the DJ back in the early 90s and he used to do his confessions?? I used to drive my daughter to work in those days.
It was a story about a young police cadet at the Met Police training school at Hendon and he was a bit of a joker and always playing pranks etc. The instructors decided to get their own back!!!
The next morning they were due to visit the morgue and one of the instructors said to this trainee, “How do you fancy lying I the morgue and when the rest of the cadets come round, you get up off the slab and scare them?”; “Oh yes!!!” he said with glee. So, as planned the next morning, our prankster was lying in the morgue as planned and after a while he said, “F***ing cold in here, isn’t it?” To which a voice on the next slab replied, “Yes it is!!!” Our prankster was up and out of the morgue as fast as his legs could carry him and was never seen again.
Unbeknown to him, one of the instructors also taught sub aqua, so had been lying in wait in the morgue in his wet suit, so didn’t really feel the cold.