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RIP Sycamore Tree

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 28, 2023.

  1. boxheed

    boxheed Well-Known Member

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    I think that was more to do with it being a bit windy that night rather than the toe rag being conscientious
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    Maybe he's aiming to be a tree surgeon and wanted some experience on his cv.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    anyone wanna buy any logs?
     
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    I'm too busy wallpapering
     
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    I know what you mean.

    Using similar logic why are people so up in arms about Russell Brand grooming a schoolgirl when they have child brides in Pakistan, Or the water companies in the UK releasing raw sewage into the rivers and sea when people living in the shanty towns of Asia have their toilets directly over the river.
     
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  6. Charlie Dogscock

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    A massively sad **** thing to do, but despite the public outroar, if the kid they arrested turns out to be the one that that did it, what's the most they can legally do to him? Technically he's just chopped down a tree, so a fine and a short sentence seems most likely. Naming and shaming him will do the most damage.
     
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    Similar logic?

    Are of them trees
     
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    None of these ****ers care about the environment, but the little tree they've decided matters has them all piping up as if theyre mother Teresa. The Human race is destroying the planet and this is a none event in the grand scheme of things.


     
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    Derp derp derp Munson
     
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  10. Toonitus

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    I think I'll pop over to the **** thread
     
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  11. boxheed

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    Roy, just cause you have spouted a load of **** with this topic I’m not giving you the satisfaction of changing my vote on who the biggest **** on here is, but nice try
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    You satisfy me every day
     
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    I’ve always been against capital punishment but I’m willing to make an exception in this case.

    Don’t see how anyone capable of this will ever contribute usefully to society.

    Maybe they could make the gallows from sycamore wood.
     
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    They should just plant another tree that's the same size and similar
     
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    A religious relic for the erectile impaired called Sycamore stump <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Its easily done just remove the stump and plant another one .
     
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    Found the **** who did it!

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