Rip Stan Lee

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At the pearly gates:

"Sir, what is your name?"
"Stan Lee"
"Your full name?"
"Stan Lee"
"Sigh. Sir, what is your surname?"
"Lee"
"So, Stanley Lee, welcome to..."
"Stan Lee"
"...that's what I said...."
"Stan. Lee"
"That's it. **** off. You're not getting in."
 
Was he one of the 50% that Thanos killed?

Seriously though, what a thoroughly nice man. Shame his later years were blighted by family squabbles and abuse by those who were meant to be caring for him. I liked the way he'd crop up with a cameo in the Marvel fillums.

Excelsior Stan, Excelsior.
 
Did he drive aff a bridge with his pregnant girlfriend tied up in the boot?
 
At the pearly gates:

"Sir, what is your name?"
"Stan Lee"
"Your full name?"
"Stan Lee"
"Sigh. Sir, what is your surname?"
"Lee"
"So, Stanley Lee, welcome to..."
"Stan Lee"
"...that's what I said...."
"Stan. Lee"
"That's it. **** off. You're not getting in."

No even a single like. My minutes as a comedy script writer are over.