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RIP Sean Connery

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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Crushed by a pile of books apparently.

    He only has his shelf to blame.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Nov 2, 2020
    Schlem Boogerman, Dorty Dogbreath, Howe's about that then? and 5 others like this.
  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <confused>
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

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    The joke was that bad it merited an apology. Not just that it was a knock knock joke. Now that I’ve explained it that probably makes my small attempt at humour 100 times funnier.
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I don't get it....
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    I think Trev should apologise for his bad attempt at humour.
     
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    Obi Wan, Nov 2, 2020
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

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    Sadly, not the only thing you don’t get...
     
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  7. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    what do you mean?
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Nov 3, 2020
  8. Rum & Black for 2

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    :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Er the apology was because it was that bad...
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 3, 2020
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    Oh, I thought it was because it was a “knock, knock” joke.

    :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Whats wrong with knock knock jokes? A man of your advancing years should cherish the classics.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 3, 2020
  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    At the end of time, the four horseman of the apocalypse were sitting on their horses, admiring the destruction and pain they had laid upon the earth, when they started telling each other knock knock jokes....


    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    War
    War Who?
    Warm Pouch was a bigger **** than any of us!
     
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