Yes but let's also appreciate her qualities. She's good at letting people know when children are stuck down a well, or have strayed too close to an old mine field.
Sean Connery walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I'm wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast." Legend. RIP
I would like to point out, in case anyone thinks that I've got a downer on legendary actor Sir Sean Connery, that nothing could be further from the truth. His legacy speaks for himself, over the years he's repeatedly proven his versatility by portraying a range of diverse characters which include; An English Secret Intelligence Service agent (with a Scottish accent). A Norwegian explorer (with a Scottish accent). A Moroccan brigand (with a Scottish accent). A medieval English outlaw (with a Scottish accent). An ancient Greek King (with a Scottish accent). A dark ages English King (with a Scottish accent). A medieval English King (with a Scottish accent). An English big game hunter (with a Scottish accent). An American-Irish police officer (with a Scottish accent). A Soviet submarine captain (with a Scottish accent). An ancient Egyptian immortal living in disguise as a renaissance Spanish metallurgist (with a Scottish accent).
It's a pity his Scottish accent wasn't quite good enough to land him iconic Scottish roles in the Hollywood blockbusters Braveheart (losing out to an Australian actor) and Rob Roy (losing out to an actor from Northern Ireland).
Sean Connery knock knock joke...(apologies) Knock knock Whose there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the ghost of Sean Connery
