RIP Mustard chinos

He did piss off for a while, whilst in charge of Thunder's plastic card thingy (whatever happened to cash)
I would check my bank balance if I was him

 

The best bit was it was the Mrs card that I'd picked up

 

Whoooooaaaaahhhhh

Balls on a fence in Ashington

 

I was informed that I'd spent £51 which wasn't including purchases in the ground or WHSmiths which was justified as the bairn needing sweets and grub at the game

 

It wasn't even the mustard Chinos, or that fact that he left a morally negative impression by never buying a round. No, it was the fact that a superhero couldn't possibly be half-Mackem.
Even the 'X-Men mutants' series rejected the idea.