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Match Day Thread RIP 3 Points - The Newcastle vs Chelsea Thread of Despair and Ecstacy(the drug... )

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  1. Seabass

    Seabass Well-Known Member

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    Got a feeling I'm going to be watching most of this half from behind the sofa
     
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    Seabass, Sep 26, 2015
  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    No, no, the three signs of the Apocalypse are:

    1. NUFC winning a football game
    2. England winning a rugby
    3. My wife giving me a blowjob

    So don't fear. Even if the first two happen, we'll all be safe for many years yet. <ok>
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 26, 2015
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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Cash out at 510
     
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  4. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Best lb debut ever. He tracked hazard and destroyed him. Ha ha
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Sep 26, 2015
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  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Left back looks very good so far for you guys. Neither pedro or hazard have had the beating of him
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Sep 26, 2015
  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Gutted, should have waited.

    2-0 <laugh>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Sep 26, 2015
  7. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Get the **** in.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Sep 26, 2015
  8. Maximin Effort

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    GIIIINNNNIIIIII!!
     
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    Maximin Effort, Sep 26, 2015
  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    goalllllllllllllll
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Sep 26, 2015
  10. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    2-0 lololololol
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Sep 26, 2015

  11. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I didn't cash out: I was asking if I should. Lol it's 677 now
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Sep 26, 2015
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    The 4ft midfielder wins a header from a corner and scores <laugh>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Sep 26, 2015
  13. Seabass

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    From a corner! Are you kidding me!?
     
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    Seabass, Sep 26, 2015
  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Youd kick yourself if you didn't now and you went and drew this game <whistle>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Sep 26, 2015
  15. Seabass

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    My goals golore came in for 300 sheets earlier. It briefly crossed my mind earlier when I saw your post of doing the same and said to myself 'no way that's just idiotic'
     
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    Seabass, Sep 26, 2015
  16. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Could make a joke about how she's probably tired from dishing them out to others..... But I won't <ok>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Sep 26, 2015
  17. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I have had the ****test week for years and I posted on here about it. I put 200 on to puss off the wife and j looked at the homes less man when he said we would win 2-1 and said ok. I am now thinking that homes less man is god. So if we win I'm taking him for a meal and pay for him a hotel.
     
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  18. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Doing a little dance <ok>
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Sep 26, 2015
  19. Prince Isak (GG)

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    And for the record I have tears watching the fans cheer on every player. This my friends is what being a nufc fan is about.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Sep 26, 2015
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What the actual **** is happening.

    Geordieginola I'm well happy for your windfall mate.

    <cheers>
     
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