Rio Ferdinand

Genius.

 

Obviously that little spark of ingenuity was beyond Milc's teachers capability.

 

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Yes he did make up a seating plan, and they ignored it, and he had to try get the bus passes back.
But that was his first day as a teacher, and he was a pussy.
By season 5 he had nailed it.

 

Just cane them until they conform, saves a lot of time.

 

Too right.....at my school there were a handful of teachers who's classes were run in a pristine manner...why? motherfuckers would slap you round the head, lift you up from your sideburns and take away your breaks and lunches. Then there were the meek ones who used to get steamrolled...too much PC nowadays....what do we get? We get reality tv programmes like 'Teen moms'

it's ****ed, Apocalypse is coming

 

Yup.

One of the first things a kid does when he moves up to a new school is quickly judge which teachers he can **** with, and those that he can't.
My maths teacher was called Mr Bender, so he failed straight away, he was a total pushover, but quite young so I think we were his first or second ever class.
My History teacher, Mr Salver, however, would only need to look at you and it was defecation time, no one ****ed with Salver.

Tell you what though, I got a ****ing "A" in history GCSE

 

They spend their time teaching not chasing their own tails, that's why

 

I think I went to that school.

 

That was my "home room class" we only went there in mornings for announcements and for roll call before going to first real class. Don't remember much about that teacher besides the fact she was very skinny and timid which is probably why they got away with it.

 

That was my "home room class" we only went there in mornings for announcements and for roll call before going to first real class. Don't remember much about that teacher besides the fact she was very skinny and timid which is probably why they got away with it.

 

What's worse... My English teacher that year was this redneck woman with a think southern accent and I couldn't understand a word she said.

 

Never had a chance

 

I know right.
First day "Hello class, I am Mr Bender".
Think it took about 20 minutes for the sniggering to stop.

And of course he was therefore known as "Bender" thereafter.
Not Mr Bender, just Bender, and we used to spit the word out.
I would have changed my name, or gone in to another profession.

 

We had a teacher whose nickname was "**** It".

He got the name after he walked into a classroom, saw that the kids were in a particularly rowdy mood that day, said "**** it" and walked out.

 

Was she hot though? i guess you must have been around the ****ing age

 

We had a biology teacher called Mr Everard....he got tied to a chair in the back room of the lab with a metal paper bin on his head, which the lads then kept banging....surprisingly it broke him. Tough times.

 

Farage is on Sky raging

 

In the Asian community we used words like coconut or bounty.

I see what people are saying and agree that in some of the contexts stated above its wrong

BUT

Its about context. For example I grew up in a very white neighbourhood and had my share of beatings and skinheads chasing me with chains and knives, then a black guy and an Asian guy moved into out school and the black dude called me a black bastard when he was with his white mates. That's a ****ing coconut/bounty. We were 15 and I did the right thing and battered the ****

The Asian guy changed his name and would not acknowledge other Asians or blacks. That too is a ****ing coconut/bounty. He got the **** kicked out of him by some white dudes outside a pub he thought he could now go into oh how we laughed

 

Yeah.... Hilarious....