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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, Aug 5, 2016.

  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    I actually enjoy it.
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Be good if the refugees beat Ireland.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Maybe the person who is on camera could make a signal, like mouthing "**** off" into the lens.
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    There's a piece of footage out there somewhere, I can't be arsed to look for it, but I'm sure you'd love it. Two blonde twenty something girls, at a cricket match in South Africa.

    The camera focused on them for so long, one simply pulled up her top to reveal a well proportioned pair of boobs and that was the end of that.
     
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  5. pompeymeowth

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    Are we into Bob Ferris territory here?
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Erm sure, if you want
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

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    They might well do,we are running out of events with golf,walk,800m heats and 400m hurdles though we have a finalist in that and he won the semi last night so no pressure then<laugh>
     
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    James Bolam's great scene in the Likely Lads, where he systematically describes his dislike for foreigners and why.

    It's a shame, you'll probably never see it unless you buy the dvd's as he hates Rodney Bewes so much, it's never repeated on TV as he doesn't want Bewes to earn the royalties he'd rather go without himself. Bewes never enjoyed the same success after the series finished.

    "Bob: I bet we could go right round the world and you'd have a pat response ready.
    Terry Collier: I've travelled man, I've seen a bit of the world now you know.
    Bob: What do you think of Koreans, for instance?
    Terry Collier: Not to be trusted. Cruel people. Much the same as all Orientals.
    Bob: That's a third of the world's population dismissed in a phrase. Russians?
    Terry Collier: Sinister.
    Bob: Egyptians?
    Terry Collier: Cowardly.
    Bob: Oh? I thought you might have saved that for Italians.
    Terry Collier: No, no, they're greasy aren't they? Not as greasy as the French mind.
    Bob: Germans?
    Terry Collier: Arrogant.
    Bob: Spaniards?
    Terry Collier: Lazy.
    Bob: Danes?
    Terry Collier: Pornographic.
    Bob: Well that's just about everyone. Oh, Americans?
    Terry Collier: Well, they're flash aren't they?
    Bob: So it's just down to the British, is it?
    Terry Collier: Well, I haven't got much time for the Irish or the Welsh, and the Scots are worse than the Koreans.
    Bob: And you never could stand Southerners.
    Terry Collier: To tell you the truth I don't like anybody much outside this town. And there's a lot of families in our street I can't stand either. Come to think of it, I don't even like the people next door.
    Bob: I see, so from the distant blue Pacific through the barren wastes of Manchuria, to 127 Inkerman Terrace, you can't abide anyone".
     
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    Could I buy your commitment to finding the clip in 'likes' ?
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

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    Go and "like" yourself for 5 minutes and all will be well.
     
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  11. Toby

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    That should be a contender for the funniest comedy sketch ever. It's nearly as funny as DelBoy falling through the bar <ok>
     
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  12. RobSpur

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    Stephen merchant flushing the toilet dicks all over del boy at the bar imo.
     
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    Nothing is funnier than that it's true.
     
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    Do you think, if we put our collective wits together, we could come up with something better?

    I'm firmly in the Whimsy camp, but your sense of humour, if it can be described as much, is cynical bordering on the fanatical.

    Could be a great match.
     
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    Does anyone here have any paula radcliffe fantasies ?
     
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    I don't want to disagree with Toby, but hand on heart, a man falling through a bar is not the height of comedy. It's titter funny, not oh my god it hurts im laughing so much funny.
     
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  17. pompeymeowth

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    Rob for Irony, is in!
     
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    Toby desperate for attention.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    As per
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Aye, imagine commenting on someone's post.
     
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