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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I take it back BMW drivers are clearly twats
     
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  2. Consett Mag

    Consett Mag Well-Known Member

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    The thread that sent the forum into all out war ...
    Is there anybody left out?
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The Git of the Day Award goes to the driver who squashed a hedgehog on the road directly outside of my drive this morning. And when I say flat, I mean squashed flat :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    How do you know it wasn’t a hedgehog on an extreme diet?

    :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Oh fook, a gritter has just gone over it <laugh>
     
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  6. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Have a care who you are calling a twat, you twat.
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Mar 28, 2018
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Get him told lady! Criticising BMW drivers like he has... <whistle>
     
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  8. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    Let's hear it for Mercedes drivers. Hip-hip.......
     
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  9. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    We are looking for a new car at the moment. Going to let this thread play out and choose something thats socially acceptable.

    Looks like BMWs and Audis are out though.

    Couldn’t bear the stigma of being thought of as an Audi-driving Man Utd supporting twat on here.
     
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    JakartaToon, Mar 29, 2018
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Very little sympathy on here for Hedgy the Hedgehog then. Its clear Hedgy suffered an agonising end, trying to cross the road just like an old lady would and being struck by an evil driver who didn't even stop to see how he/she was. No doubt the driver was speeding and was driving a BMW. Or an Audi. But not a Merc.

    You tw*ts.
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Who would have thought a thread about what car you drive was all that was needed to spark some Mackem esque in fighting.

    Jesmond Dene House 12 noon for anyone who has a problem with Audi Drivers. We can stick around for afternoon tea if you like.
     
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  12. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    How very civilised, Earl Grey anyone?
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Tasty bit of info there for Consett Analytica...workplace and lunch break time? <whistle>
     
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Bunch of pricks!
     
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  15. mickeybnufc

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    Lexus drivers <whistle>
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Can I borrow your inspector’s notebook please as i’ve Run out of paper
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Any unicyclists out there?

    They are normally odd looking mop haired twats.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    With bad breath.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Obi on his bike?
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    So where are we picking for this mass, royal rumble style straightener then?
     
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