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My lass, I haven't got time to do stuff like that.

 

Probably takes less time to stick a wash in that in does to log into here and write that though to be fair!

My Mrs washes my clothes because I'm terrible with washing and drying, usually end up with a load of clothes that don't fit after a 5 hour stint in the dryer.

I pay some old dear £30 a week to iron my clothes and bedding, it takes her two hours and gives her an excuse to get away from her fella, who she seems to hate!

 

True but I'm talking about house work stuff pal. if I didn't have a lass I would a get old fart in to do it like.

 

At least you can get your Mrs to do graft, anything that doesn't go in a machine or wipe off with a flash wipe and my Mrs will run a mile.

 

Would you poke him up the bum aswell?

You are a strange **** Baz.

 

I wouldn't have that pal. I pay for the house, her car, the ****ing lot really so she has to pull her weight some how.

 

Think we all have a good idea now of what her job is.