i didn't go last night, but i have been to several similar events with dicky murray.
The evening normally unfolds as follows:
1. Audience arrives, comprising of two dozen blokes in cardigans who look like they still live with their mum despite being at least 45, plus a couple of "women" with long greasy hair wearing kagools & carrying autograph books.
2. Muzza arrives accompanied by official spokesman, ex- fans director b.hayes. Customary standing ovation for the dear leader. Bloke in the front row faints, the one next to him knocks one out over an open copy of voice of the valley.
3. Muzza cracks the ice with self depreciating joke ....he reads out the club's latest bank statement
4. Standing ovation
5. Pause while bovril is served
6. Five hours of hilarious anecdotes from dicky, including the time iain dowie invited his brother bob to take training (whoops....) plus how he paid ex ceo steve wagstaff over half a million pound a year in wages, yet failed to repair the drains under the pitch for 15 seasons.
7. Time to don those cardigans and kagools, and catch the night bus back to erith.