Richard Dunne Pub Landlord or Chuck Norris?

This is like the intro to The Stig, so let's regurgitate some of the classics....

“Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue. All we know is he’s called Richard Dunne.”

“Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called Richard Dunne.”

“Some say that he’s terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after him. All we know is he’s called Richard Dunne.”

“Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called Richard Dunne.”

“Some say that he also has a button that makes him hum, and that if he played football for Manchester United he’d be a fan favourite, because he’s not a cheating, diving scumbag and stays on his feet when breathed upon. But all we know is he’s called Richard Dunne!”

 

Leaves fall off trees when they see Richard Dunne

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City's Richard Dunne with children from Newall Green Primary School City as part of the Premiership Making Chances project in 2008.

That's my boy!

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Richard Dunne doesn't walk on Earth, Earth walks on him.

 

Clowns juggle sponge balls, Richard Dunne juggles bowling balls.

 

Richard Dunne was once bitten by a rattlesnake. 3 days later, in horrible, unending agony, the rattlesnake died.

(One of my inlaws works for Chuck Norris in one of his martial arts schools, and when they were filming the Expendables 2, they wanted to throw a Chuck Norris fact in to the film, so they asked his wife which was her favourite. She chose this one!)

 

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Deserves a revisit.

 

But he's like a house in front of our goal. just sits there and lets things bounce off him. (Just sometime they bounce in but **** happens.) He did read the game exceptionally well last night. Now he's got his own goal for us (seems he need at least one for every team he played for) it's out the way and he can go back to being a stalwart for us.

 

This is a great thread.....well bumped Norway.....

 

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Richard Dunne is called Logic.

 

Our Richard Dunne is just so tough that he turned poor old Ron Vlaar into a concrete pillar, Jimmy Hoffa style.

 

Dunno uses hot sauce as eye drops.

 

You can take Richard Dunne out of Ireland, but you can't take Ireland out of Richard Dunne because he ate it for breakfast, on toast, with ketchup.

 

Richard Dunne terminated The Terminator!...

 

Richard Dunne is The Stig.....

 

Richard Dunne didn't score an own goal, he scored 10