Mark/Mike Hunt ... Good bit in the trainspotting book where they phone the pub and get the barmaid to shout out "anybody seen Mark Hunt" ...
Tap = cancer Tap dancer - cancer Wouldn't say its my favourite as I don't use it on a daily basis but it makes it a bit more lighthearted.
A guy I worked with in Birmingham decided to use code and called all the black folk "lazies" after Ron Atkinson's comment about Gallas being a "lazy ******" He also once got bored in the office so made a paper place and wrote "Bin Laden Air" on it and left it in the lift