RHC's Cricket Thread

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this just makes for a better game later on when we still win despite being ****e <ok>
 
Gerrez said:
Hopefully they'll have a few cans and be a bit more relaxed <laugh>
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I once played cricket after drinking 4 pints in an hour. First ball bowled at me I swore was coming straight at my head. I ducked right down and the ball took my bails off without bouncing. In ducking, I split my whites right round my arse. I never did it again <laugh>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
I once played cricket after drinking 4 pints in an hour. First ball bowled at me I swore was coming straight at my head. I ducked right down and the ball took my bails off without bouncing. In ducking, I split my whites right round my arse. I never did it again <laugh>
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It was a regular occurrence for me to have had a drink before batting, especially when we were batting second (so I didn't have to worry about fielding). I was always in the lower order for batting so often didn't make it to the pitch <laugh>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
I once played cricket after drinking 4 pints in an hour. First ball bowled at me I swore was coming straight at my head. I ducked right down and the ball took my bails off without bouncing. In ducking, I split my whites right round my arse. I never did it again <laugh>
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Would have been funnier if you tried ducking a yorker! Ha
 
So is Billy the trumpet there or what?

I reckon we'll bat a bit then they'll have a go & everyone will get bevvied <ok>
 
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