What a dozy batard RHC is, good thing I will look after his daughters for him ( and LG, maybe Zingy, if he can return).
Get well soon Red. I want your advice about buying a telescope for @ £250-350. Don't worry, it's not for Bluff to spy on your daughters.
Haha Fractured my ankle, though I am a hero because I hobbled about on it for a week before work sent me the hospital
**** me! So I met luv and Tunns in a rammed Wetherspoons in Cardiff last Wednesday. We didn't have a lot of time to talk, but we did have a good laugh. I took my birth certificate for verification of my lack of plasticity, showed them the vapouriser and also pictures of my daughters. You have probably already been in formed of all this. I didn't get back until 10.30 pm on the Wednesday night, so went straight to the Cheese and didn't leave until 2 am. Threw a 'sicky' on the Thursday and obviously went to the Cheese. The landlady was on top form and delivered somewhere in the region of 15 free sambucas to me, on top of the Carling I was obviously drinking. At around 3.00 pm I got up from my bar stool to go for a *** and fell sideways onto a York stone flagged floor. I put my arm out to break my fall and instead broke my ****ing arm - both bones just above the wrist. Serves me right for throwing the sicky, I suppose. I blame that bitch of a Geordie landlady for forcing me to drink all that sambuca. Anyway, what's been happening whilst I've been away?
Welcome to the board, I'm sure you'll fit in but watch out for a old **** that tries to flog his daughters Edit: I broke mine by it not holding my weight too, also both bones. Least I was playing football though
Hello you ****ers. I've read the pub thread. Nothing about the bust arm on there. Where did you post it luv, you sheep-shagging twat? Who's that Gerrez ****er, by the way? Master Dribbling - explain your post. I'm lost
I did a whole thread for you, a bit indulgent on your behalf, I have the feeling that Dribbles really thinks I tried to kill you.
Here is Mr Gonzo's dedicated thread: http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/215970-Rhc The clue on what its about is in the title You could post on here though... http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/215372-Stupid-things Or here... http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/215124-Career-ending
My career as a hitman will have to end, I'm not very good at it. Imagine the conversation.... Mob Boss - "So did you kill him?" Luv - "Well sort of" Mob Boss - "What do you mean sort of?" Luv - "I didn't use enough rohypnol to kill him, he just fell over and broke his arm." Mob Boss - "FFS!" Luv - "Do I still get paid?"
