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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Oct 20, 2012.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Not the best chat up line I've ever heard, but let's see how it works out for ye :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Oct 20, 2012
  2. YeOldeYozzwolde

    YeOldeYozzwolde Active Member

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    There are some cracking Indian burds. <ok>
    Never had one meself, but always open to giving it a whirl.
     
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    YeOldeYozzwolde, Oct 20, 2012
  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Name 1
     
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    Pocohontas.
     
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  5. Clunge Beater

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    I've pumped nearly every ethnicity, but never an Indian. Would love to go down on one to see if it's true that their fanny batter reeks of Bhuna
     
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    Clunge Beater, Oct 20, 2012
  6. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    Oh, you know then do you?, you're not old enough to wipe your own arse ffs, come back when you've experienced a bit of the real world.
    Bugger orf back to your ideal world.
    ****ing liberals. <grr>
     
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    YeOldeYozzwolde, Oct 20, 2012
  7. Clunge Beater

    Clunge Beater Active Member

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    Wasn't that burd Shilpa Shetty from Big Brother an Indian? She was well bummable.
     
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    Clunge Beater, Oct 20, 2012
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pumped an Indian burd from Brighton I met in Egypt. Took her out to an Indian restaurant when she came up to visit me. She thought it was hilarious that the Indian waiters spoke with broad Scots accents. Meanwhile I was very wary about eating ma dinner cos I thought they might not like me shaggin one of theirs. <laugh>
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I need to pump a Japanese/Chinese to complete the set.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 20, 2012
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    He lives in East london so I think he has more idea of what it's like living among Asians than a fair few others on here.
     
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  11. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    i second this evaluation. <ok>
     
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    YeOldeYozzwolde, Oct 20, 2012
  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    The real world?
    You live in Devon ffs <doh>

    Thick ****s like you are the problem with this country <doh>
     
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    Toby, Oct 20, 2012
  13. Clunge Beater

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    Was she as hairy as a Silverback?
     
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    Clunge Beater, Oct 20, 2012
  14. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    To be honest, that was the first thing that came to mind, it just ****s me off the way he always jumps on the bandwagon.

    I've seen enough to know that some of the Indian and Pakistani community DO play the race card for innocuous reasons.
     
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  15. Clunge Beater

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    Pumped a slope in Hong Kong. Their daft screaming puts you off your stroke. Slope blokes must be **** in the sack.
     
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  16. Clunge Beater

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    Oh well, got the S/F in the Champion Stakes. **** return though.
     
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    Clunge Beater, Oct 20, 2012
  17. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    I live in Devon *****, i'm quite well travelled thanks very much.
    It's not like i've lived here my whole ****ing life, now get a grip and stop acting like a brat.
     
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  18. Clunge Beater

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    FFS, Pompey go 2 up and the team letting me down are Man City. Of all the games! :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Naw. She kept herself and her minge neatly trimmed. She was a rank rotten ride though.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 20, 2012
  20. The Raging Oxter

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    Most rape victims are.
     
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