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Respect for Lascelles before he leaves

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Tash, May 18, 2022.

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  1. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Yeah, you're probably right on that, but, one can hope.
     
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    Heed, May 18, 2022
  2. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    No room for sentiment.

    He called Mike Ashley a nice guy.

    Get rid of the useless ****.
     
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    ToonArmy1892, May 18, 2022
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  3. boxheed

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    Don’t under estimate the pull of playing alongside the ginger pirlo again!
     
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    boxheed, May 19, 2022
  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    That’s one way of making you appear better than you actually are
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, May 19, 2022
  5. Squint Eye

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    Who was it who complained that the club was pricing him to low that it was impending his efforts at securing a contract elsewhere? At £5 million I can see the repeat of that scenario
     
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    Squint Eye, May 20, 2022
  6. Hamish McMagdad

    Hamish McMagdad cult leader

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    It sure as hell wasn't me. All our lot that will be leaving other than Miggy will be about £3m - £5m a pop. Anyone thinking Lascelles is fetching £15m etc are off their ****ing rockers. It's not Football Manager that dictate player values.
     
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    Hamish McMagdad, May 20, 2022
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  7. Ben 10

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    Except Hayden. He'll be about a quid
     
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    Ben 10, May 20, 2022
  8. Hamish McMagdad

    Hamish McMagdad cult leader

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    Honestly valuation wise

    Darlow £5m - if someone is pissed like Bruce
    Woodman £5m - see above
    Clark £1m - see above
    Fede - released
    Manq - £3.5m tops
    Hayden - £5m tops
    Shelvey - £5m tops
    Hendrick - we will have to pay some ****.
    Murphy - £5m tops
    Miggy - Possibly £10m from some coked up south american team or used in some weird south american swap deal.
    Gayle - £2.5m to some pissed up Bruce type.
    Lewis - £5m to a Norwich type

    And it will take a salesman of Godly powers to shift that ****.

    However a cheat code entry by Al Nasser buying them all for £25m each would be sweet.
     
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    Hamish McMagdad, May 20, 2022
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  9. Maximin Effort

    Maximin Effort Well-Known Member

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    Maximin Effort, May 20, 2022
  10. Ben 10

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    Hayden £9m <laugh>
     
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    Ben 10, May 20, 2022

  11. Hamish McMagdad

    Hamish McMagdad cult leader

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    ****in hell I don't know which is funnier Shelvey at £9.9m, Lewis at £9m or Woodman at £8.1m and that's not bringing up Hendrick <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    .....and they rate Bruno at £27m.
     
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    Hamish McMagdad, May 20, 2022
  12. Hamish McMagdad

    Hamish McMagdad cult leader

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    Hamish McMagdad, May 20, 2022
  13. Delusional Full Stop

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    I figure Hendrick will be about £15M….which fortunately we can now afford to pay.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, May 20, 2022
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  14. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I’m taking the 25 mil option. The rest hurts my eyes.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), May 20, 2022
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  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    The fickleness of our fans. They were **** playing for us. As much as I can blame Bruce for being utterly **** the majority of our players also forgot they were professional footballers and thought not training and no tactics was normal. They can go. No blessings needed.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, May 21, 2022
  16. JakartaToon

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    When are you starting the “Respect for Shelvey when he leaves” thread?
     
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    JakartaToon, May 21, 2022
  17. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Don’t be daft !! JonJo is going to be the backbone to our team for years to come, isn’t he Ponytail.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, May 21, 2022
  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Shelvey is a **** and has no backbone.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, May 21, 2022
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  19. Captainpancakes

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    He's just injured our best player.

    **** off Lascelles you big donkey
     
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    Captainpancakes, May 22, 2022
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  20. Ben 10

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    He's injured Bruno too?
     
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    Ben 10, May 22, 2022
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