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Replacing Suarez with Bony

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Jul 11, 2014.

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  1. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    **** you, you knobhead, Bony is a great player. Scored more goals than that fat bastard at Utd last season.
     
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    ValleyGraduate12, Jul 11, 2014
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    <grr><grr><grr>.
     
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  3. ValleyGraduate12

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    You can't afford him, after all you kindly paid £15million for Joe ;)
     
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    ValleyGraduate12, Jul 11, 2014
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    You know matth lives in a world were every yoonited player is the best in the world in their respective position Valley.
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Jul 11, 2014
  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Are you sure that wasn't ¥15mill for Joe?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jul 11, 2014
  6. ValleyGraduate12

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    Either way, we got the better end of the deal <laugh>
     
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    ValleyGraduate12, Jul 11, 2014
  7. goonercymraeg

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    <whistle>.
     
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    goonercymraeg, Jul 11, 2014
  8. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    Joe got 10% of the fee and no doubt a nice payrise so I think he got a better deal than us and the Swans.<laugh>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Jul 11, 2014
  9. ValleyGraduate12

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    We got a good deal, Joe got a good deal. What did you get? <whistle>
     
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    ValleyGraduate12, Jul 11, 2014
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    A top 2 finish and a place in the CL group stages.<whistle>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Jul 11, 2014

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    Don't you want me Bony
    Do you want me ohhhh
    Don't you want me Bony
    Not as good as Phil Jooooones
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Jul 11, 2014
  12. ValleyGraduate12

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    Fluke :grin:
     
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    ValleyGraduate12, Jul 11, 2014
  13. Super G Ted'inho

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    Did matth just call us mighty...?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jul 11, 2014
  14. weararedbonnet

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    Not tonight Josephine, Boney is dead
     
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    Entirely down to Joe.<whistle>
     
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    #ScouseMatth <whistle>
     
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  17. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

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    Allen & Messi
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    Both considered in the top 5 players in the world.
    Both have 5 letters in their last name, with a repeating consonant.
    Both have expressed their desire to play for Liverpool.
    Both have slept with MattH's mother.
    Both have crabs.
    Both capable of kicking a ball at high speeds in excess of 5mph.


    It is no surprise they call Messi the Argentine Allen!
     
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  19. ValleyGraduate12

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    Of course, he held it together when Gerrard bottled it <whistle>

    Joe will pass you all the way to CL glory next season <ok>
     
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    ValleyGraduate12, Jul 12, 2014
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>,
     
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