Think of me as your mother. "Now, you will not get far wasting your time on all that PQR nonsense. Football is nothing. Get on with your studies so you can get good grades, a degree and then a decent job. Don't be a waster like [fill in the blank]. Grown, up, prove yourself, become a man!" All true to some extent of course!!
Nah mum I'm going to watch some marine sh.it on the telly and you better sign aston m'villa by tomorrow
