On this day of the April Fool
Much better as a general rule,
To disregard all
Stories, short or tall
And try to keep a head that´s cool
For no doubt PL´s on his way
To somewhere or other in May,
And Holt will retire
To sit by the fire
Munching on his curds and whey
And Wes will be off back to Eire
Where the air is an awful lot clearer,
And grass greener too
There he will do
A job as a lawnmower repairer
These, and others in their prime
Might surface today any time,
So take with a pinch
Of salt, and don´t flinch
On this day, it is not a crime. OTBC
Much better as a general rule,
To disregard all
Stories, short or tall
And try to keep a head that´s cool
For no doubt PL´s on his way
To somewhere or other in May,
And Holt will retire
To sit by the fire
Munching on his curds and whey
And Wes will be off back to Eire
Where the air is an awful lot clearer,
And grass greener too
There he will do
A job as a lawnmower repairer
These, and others in their prime
Might surface today any time,
So take with a pinch
Of salt, and don´t flinch
On this day, it is not a crime. OTBC
