Thats the way i see it going, don't see us getting bought in time for January. Mike will spend something though, he isn't dumb enough to chuck nothing at us then expect to sell us if we're back in the championship
Newcastle will, beyond any shadow of doubt, fulfill its'primary mission - and keep Deandre Yedlin in the Premier League. And, if you happen to sign someone who can get on the business end of some of those plentiful ,but imperfect, crosses from the four wide players, 2018 will be a joyride.
Chippy says its a certainty by the end of November. I read an initial offer of 300million had been tabled by the group that Stavely represents. They are only haggling now over the fact that Mike insists the offer includes a Blow Job for him by her.
Everytime I see clips of Amanda Stavely I am overcome with ambivalence: I just can't decide if she looks like she's about to give a memorable blow job, or if she looks like she just gave one.
Its never been off the cards to be fair. There is a helluva long way to go and the table has yet to settle. Just as there is need to think we will survive, there is also no need to prepare your noose for the Tyne Bridge. We all knew we had a relegation standard squad anyway.
