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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Jun 10, 2011.

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  1. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    The best way to kill a counsellor would be to turn the tables on the bitch. Keep asking her how she feels about what you say to her.

    Any good counsellor would tell you to turn to drink. It really does help things, much more than any counselling could.

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    Tina_old, Jun 10, 2011
  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    My girlfriend doesn't like me masturbating in front of the computer, where should I do it?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 10, 2011
  3. SleepySpecialK

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    You are my dream counsellor. I need you Tina.
     
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  4. HendyMMA

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    I have carpet burns on my eyelids, please advise?
     
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    HendyMMA, Jun 10, 2011
  5. Tina_old

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    Over her face.
     
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  6. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I don't like needy people, sorry.

    Do one.

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    Tina_old, Jun 10, 2011
  7. Erik

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    Your son/daughters room.
     
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    Erik, Jun 10, 2011
  8. Tina_old

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    You sound like a hunk xx
     
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  9. HendyMMA

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    Im not selfish :D
     
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    HendyMMA, Jun 10, 2011
  10. SleepySpecialK

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    Are you sure you're a counsellor?
     
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  11. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Of course I am <laugh>
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    A fat useless one but a counsellor nonetheless <ok>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 10, 2011
  13. EDGE

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    ER's on the blob today <laugh>

    Magic ser.
     
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    EDGE, Jun 10, 2011
  14. HendyMMA

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    Oi leave her alone, she is only offering friendly Superlative advice from a well experienced proffesional <ok>
     
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    HendyMMA, Jun 10, 2011
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    ok im in a relationship with a woman 8 years older than me, she was married when we met and everything was good after she left her hubby! now 5 years on she is getting increasingly parnoid about her age and me being the younger guy running off with someone younger, this has lead to many rows. Its getting that bad now that we even have to turn the telly over if any hint of a woman not being dressed from head to toe in a brown paper bag is likely to appear. I love her to bits but this is doing my head in. Tina help a phat man!!!
     
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  17. SleepySpecialK

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    Have an affair with a younger woman. That'll take the tension out of the relationship.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jun 10, 2011
  18. HendyMMA

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    Its only 8 years, take her clubbing to make her feel young etc
     
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    HendyMMA, Jun 10, 2011
  19. stopmeandslapme

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    Dump her for an 18 year old.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 10, 2011
  20. Erik

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    <applause>

    This guy knows the score.
     
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