SWANSEA CITY PREMIERSHIP FORUM
RED TIT TROLL MEMBERSHIP FORM
I wish to apply for a 12 month membership pass to post on the Swansea City Premiership Forum
Name:
Q. How long have you supported Malaysian Red Dragons?
Since they got promoted
0-6 Months
6-12 months
1 year - 2 years
Since I couldn't not get a ticket to see Man U
Q. Why haven't you been on the Swansea City Premiership Board in the last two years?
Too embarrassed
Afraid
Did not know Malaysian Red Dragons had a team
Only just jumped on the bandwagon
Q. What country is Cardiff in?
Brazil
Mexico
Wales
None of the above
Q. Is Ninian Park ...
A Grand National winner
A fence at Aintree
A football ground
Ji Sung Parks brother
Q. Which of the following statements is false?
Cardiff City are in £80 million debt
Cardiff City have not been in the equivalent of The Premiership since 1962
The photo of the Cardiff City team that last won a major domestic trophy was in black and white
None - they are all true
THANK YOU - Your application will be considered by our moderators who will contact you by air mail at the earliest opportunity.
A cheque of 25 ringgits should accompany your application and should be made out to "Neveroffside - Jersey Slush Fund".
Credit where it's due, that made me laugh for the first time today, didn't you get your ticket PGFW? I'm sure I left it under the bar for you, guess Dill found it

Here's hoping the banter stays at a decent level but I doubt it lol



