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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by nufc4life, Jan 3, 2012.

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  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I know i`m smarter than you, i like our banter Tobes where as you come across bitter and angry ..... You are my favourite poster.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Jan 3, 2012
  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Red diesel won't ruin your engine.

    Red and a mix of veggie oil works also.

    You can strain the dye out of red diesel by straining it through layers of sliced potatoes <ok>
     
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    PINKIE, Jan 3, 2012
  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Toby, Jan 3, 2012
  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Yes I admit it, I often lift people's car bonnets in the middle of the night to see if they are using illegal diesel.

    <doh>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jan 3, 2012
  5. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Do you sniff exhaust pipes?
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Jan 3, 2012
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    And women's pants on washing lines.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jan 3, 2012
  7. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Weirdo.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jan 3, 2012
  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    So the pant sniffing is ok?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jan 3, 2012
  9. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Red Diesel is of a far higher quality than pump diesel. Agricultural diesel producers have a couple percent leway of additives to the diesel so it will typically be about 97%+ diesel. Commercial diesel production allows for up 15% leeway so yo are looking at diesel less than 90% pure
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Jan 3, 2012
  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Yes, unless they belong to tina or gambol.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jan 3, 2012

  11. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Stick a bit of chicken wire in your pipe. The nozzle will still fit and fill the car but customs cant dip you :D
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Jan 3, 2012
  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I use red diesel in my tranny whilst I pull my caravan round to different spots.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Jan 3, 2012
  13. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> ...whoops!
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jan 3, 2012
  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    ****ing gypo.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jan 3, 2012
  15. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    **** off. I'm a carny mayte.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Jan 3, 2012
  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I have a petrol car but have used red diesel in the past. Most ****s I know with deisel motors use it or white deisel.
     
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    Ciaran, Jan 3, 2012
  17. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Still a ****ing gypo, whats your job on show night? buckets of saw dust?
     
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  18. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    soggy biscuit
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Jan 3, 2012
  19. irishgreen

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    The ****s do the injector then.<grr>
     
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    irishgreen, Jan 3, 2012
  20. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Well what the frig am ah goin to use now
     
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