That's not very nice there, Kiwi. Whatever makes you think l would partake in releasing of wind? Downright disgusting if you ask me. You must have me mistaken for some low life with little dignity. Very hurtful indeed.
Reminds of the young lady waiting in line at the sperm bank. A person came up to her and said that it was a line for men waiting to donate at the sperm bank. She nodded, ok ...... and opened her month just a little for the person. She was then fast tracked to the front of the line!
Woops, surely this your cousin with the pearly white teeth .... if you know wot l mean, nudge nudge, wink wink! Footnote - looks like she has the same flight recorder as a jumbo jet!