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Off Topic Reasons to be cheerfull

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Oct 4, 2016.

  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    That's not very nice there, Kiwi.
    Whatever makes you think l would partake in releasing of wind?
    Downright disgusting if you ask me.
    You must have me mistaken for some low life with little dignity.
    Very hurtful indeed.
     
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  2. San Diego

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    Not this again ^

    Denial is not a good sign <yikes>
     
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  3. Wherever

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    :emoticon-0184-tmi: Is that a good sign for denial
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. Didley Squat

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    I deny that lm in denial for denying that l have anything to do with denial.
     
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  6. San Diego

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    Good of you to own up finally
     
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  7. Didley Squat

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    I deny that l ever did in the first place!
     
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Red knickers!
     
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ok, life is good .... see above!
     
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  10. UTRs

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    I might get laid sometime soon hopefully...

    That would be a very good reason to be very cheerful:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  11. Didley Squat

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    Hope you do buddy but don't ask me to hold my breath!
     
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  12. UTRs

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    If anything happens on that front I will post an update on the news flash thread...
     
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  13. Didley Squat

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    No need for an update mate .... just post her date on this thread!
     
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  14. UTRs

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    Laid update!

    Nothing happened last night!

    More on this breaking story soon...!
     
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  15. UTRs

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    At this rate I can see myself having to go make another self service withdrawal from Barklays Bank!
     
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  16. Didley Squat

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    Reminds of the young lady waiting in line at the sperm bank.

    A person came up to her and said that it was a line for men waiting to donate at the sperm bank.

    She nodded, ok ...... and opened her month just a little for the person.

    She was then fast tracked to the front of the line!
     
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  17. UTRs

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Is this Woops cousin with the big smile?
     
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  19. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Woops, surely this your cousin with the pearly white teeth .... if you know wot l mean, nudge nudge, wink wink!
    Footnote - looks like she has the same flight recorder as a jumbo jet!
     
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  20. Wooperts_duck

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    It's my niece, but I'm not rushing things :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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