Having just read the absolute drivel that has been posted about me I'm not sure I can say I don't care! How can anyone accuse me of being a 'spokesman' and 'side kick' to vol!!! That's a bit like saying I'm a fluffer to Susan Boyle! A line has been crossed!
Didn't you once say that the worst job you ever had was retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's arse? or was that Peter Cook?? I get so confused these days.
