Off Topic Reality TV opportunity

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Smug in Boots

Smug in Boots

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I'm an ordinary working class bloke who's fallen ass backwards into some extraordinary situations time after time for 50 years. There's been times when I couldn't leave the house without something outrageous happening.

But, at 65, I thought things would calm down especially as I've taken a 'retirement job' in SW France.

Yet I've just had an email from a reality TV show asking if they can rent this place in May & June for a show which would require the appearance of the wonderful Mrs Smug and myself.

How does this stuff keep happening to a daft kid from a Durham pit village.

(Sorry if this doesn't make sense, strong drink has been taken.)
 
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Smug in Boots said:
I'm an ordinary working class bloke who's fallen ass backwards into some extraordinary situations time after time for 50 years. There's been times when I couldn't leave the house without something outrageous happening.

But, at 65, I thought things would calm down especially as I've taken a 'retirement job' in SW France.

Yet I've just had an email from a reality TV show asking if they can rent this place in May & June for a show which would require the appearance of the wonderful Mrs Smug and myself.

How does this stuff keep happening to a daft kid from a Durham pit village.

(Sorry if this doesn't make sense, strong drink has been taken.)
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<laugh><laugh>. Its not an all male version of Love island is it mate? <smooch>
 
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Smug in Boots said:
I'm an ordinary working class bloke who's fallen ass backwards into some extraordinary situations time after time for 50 years. There's been times when I couldn't leave the house without something outrageous happening.

But, at 65, I thought things would calm down especially as I've taken a 'retirement job' in SW France.

Yet I've just had an email from a reality TV show asking if they can rent this place in May & June for a show which would require the appearance of the wonderful Mrs Smug and myself.

How does this stuff keep happening to a daft kid from a Durham pit village.

(Sorry if this doesn't make sense, strong drink has been taken.)
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Careful you might end up being POTUS, or eating kangaroo testicles.
 
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Teesdarlomakem said:
<laugh><laugh>. Its not an all male version of Love island is it mate? <smooch>
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<laugh>

I once looked after a fabulous hilltop place in St Tropez with an infinity pool and sea views on both sides of the house. I'd lined up a week long photo shoot with a UK company called MAS. The models, all girls, would stay at the villa and the crew in hotels. I was getting begging letters from mates wanting to be 'staff'.

Then the owner's wife put the block on it, she thought it would turn into an orgy <doh>
 
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Smug in Boots said:
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I once looked after a fabulous hilltop place in St Tropez with an infinity pool and sea views on both sides of the house. I'd lined up a week long photo shoot with a UK company called MAS. The models, all girls, would stay at the villa and the crew in hotels. I was getting begging letters from mates wanting to be 'staff'.

Then the owner's wife put the block on it, she thought it would turn into an orgy <doh>
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Ah man. I was just going to say if there are lots of lovely lasses involved get me a job. I'm redundant from end of October. My family wont notice if I'm not there for a short while. <whistle>
 
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Smug in Boots said:
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Yet I've just had an email from a reality TV show asking if they can rent this place in May & June for a show which would require the appearance of the wonderful Mrs Smug and myself.

How does this stuff keep happening to a daft kid from a Durham pit village.

(Sorry if this doesn't make sense, strong drink has been taken.)
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Perhaps the producers of this programme are Fullwel 73 and at least one of the owners is a regular on here and wants you to update him/them, in person, about the Takeover.
Given how long this saga has been rolling, theres no reason to think it wont still be a 'hot topic' next May:emoticon-0106-cryin
 
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I'm an ordinary working class bloke who's fallen ass backwards into some extraordinary situations time after time for 50 years. There's been times when I couldn't leave the house without something outrageous happening.

But, at 65, I thought things would calm down especially as I've taken a 'retirement job' in SW France.

Yet I've just had an email from a reality TV show asking if they can rent this place in May & June for a show which would require the appearance of the wonderful Mrs Smug and myself.

How does this stuff keep happening to a daft kid from a Durham pit village.

(Sorry if this doesn't make sense, strong drink has been taken.)
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Go for it mate. Unless they're planning on relocating the Big Brother House or filming an episode of that Ghost Hunter thing. <laugh>
 
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If it's going to be a lot of desperate dossers no doubt getting hammered, partying, trashing the place and shagging anywhere and everywhere. I'd swerve that one and tell them to find somewhere else.
 
Smug in Boots said:
I'm an ordinary working class bloke who's fallen ass backwards into some extraordinary situations time after time for 50 years. There's been times when I couldn't leave the house without something outrageous happening.

But, at 65, I thought things would calm down especially as I've taken a 'retirement job' in SW France.

Yet I've just had an email from a reality TV show asking if they can rent this place in May & June for a show which would require the appearance of the wonderful Mrs Smug and myself.

How does this stuff keep happening to a daft kid from a Durham pit village.

(Sorry if this doesn't make sense, strong drink has been taken.)
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Rather you than me mate. I'd give it a wide birth if I was in your position but that's just me.
 
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