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Match Day Thread Real Madrid v Liverpool | Champions league final

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, May 21, 2018.

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  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    You interested in ****ing him?
     
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    Spurlock, May 21, 2018
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  2. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Nah, I'm celibate.:emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, May 21, 2018
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    No one cares about this match :bandit:

    3-1 Madrid
     
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    Libby, May 21, 2018
  4. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Goes without saying that Spurs fans want them to lose.....<whistle>
     
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    Bodinki, May 21, 2018
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  5. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    No lol
    It would make him bisexual
     
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    Bodinki, May 21, 2018
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  6. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Only if his male partner had a vagina.:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, May 21, 2018
  7. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Huh? That would make his partner an hemaphrodite. And would just make Meth weird <laugh>.

    Gay people are sexually attracted exclusively to people of their own gender.
    Bi sexuals are attracted to people of both genders.
    You must know this? What are you like 60?
     
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    Bodinki, May 21, 2018
  8. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Of course I know the difference bod, are you a sex therapist or a bi-guy on the pull?

    I'm strictly hetro.:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, May 21, 2018
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  9. Bodinki

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    You mean hetero? :p
    You seemed confused is all, just thought I would explain
     
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    Bodinki, May 21, 2018
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  10. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    I was laying bait for Matth.<laugh>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, May 21, 2018

  11. Bodinki

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    Hehe oh right sorry.
     
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    Bodinki, May 21, 2018
  12. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    Not to worry mate, I think he's got me on ignore.<grr>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, May 21, 2018
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    Hope Liverpool do it.

    Even if they play well you have to beat Madrid by about four goals to scrape a 1-0 in the Ronaldo Fap Cup so it would be a hell of an upset.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, May 21, 2018
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  14. Bodinki

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    <laugh>

    Who gets the most vicarious Fapping?
    Real Madrid from United fans of Ronaldo, or Barca from Liverpool fans of Suarez?
    I think United edge it to be honest, which is surprising....since Liverpool fans are usually the overly dramatic, romantic ****ers.... :)
     
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    Bodinki, May 21, 2018
  15. Star of David Bardsley

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    Oh Ronaldo by a mile. Nearly a decade after he left the bloke’s missus still has to queue up to suck him off.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, May 21, 2018
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  16. Diego

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    18 teams have been even worse <ok> :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Diego, May 21, 2018
  17. Diego

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    18 teams have been even worse <ok> :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Diego, May 21, 2018
  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    You watching this one @qprted ?
     
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    Libby, May 22, 2018
  19. Star of David Bardsley

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    <laugh>

    How do you know Ted?
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, May 22, 2018
  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    He loves them and was posting on the Liverpool board in the run to the EL final and loads on there consider him a jinx. I summoned him on their board before the efl semis <laugh>

    And it worked <diva>
     
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    Libby, May 22, 2018
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