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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tiddler, Jul 2, 2018.

  1. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    He's talking about the woman behind the big blonde, folks.
     
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    As an alumni of an internet based Mid-West internet medical school I know how Fiona Boyne above has achieved such a milky white complexion!
     
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    Never noticed the auld bint however get her teeth oot cause here comes the Cambie atheist!
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

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    Glasgow is a forward thinking cosmopolitan city. The third city of the British Empire.

    Edinburgh is The Land That Time Forgot. Ye Olde Edinbuggerer with it's quaint and twee tartan bedevilled shortbread munching AIDS ridden junkie ****terish population who actually have ideas well above their sub (human) station. To be visited with trepidation. The Brighton Of The North as it were.
     
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    Much better Gentleman's Clubs in Edinburgh; most of the burdz are over sixteen and only need to shave below the waist!
     
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  6. Strange Nipples ST

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    Do you ever go to No. 18 on Leith Walk?
     
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    Are you f****n' mad; this dump wouldnae be outta place in Govan or the Chatsworth Estate, been twice I think!:emoticon-0130-devil:emoticon-0130-devil:emoticon-0130-devil

    Last time I was in that hole (pun intended) there were two 05.00 pubs open nearby; probably sometime towards the end of the twentieth century.

    A few minutes walk takes you to the homely attractions of 'Carol's' on Easter Road or the Eastern European and Oriental delights (plus some posh Weegie burdz) at Scorpio sauna on Albert Street.

    Think I'll be making my bi-annual set of binge visits on the days following my next organised booze-up at the 'Golf Reunion Night' on Friday 3rd August!
    Ya-f****n'-hoo!!!<cheers><cheers><cheers>:evil::evil::evil:<party>
     
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    You know no. 18 is a gay sauna right?
     
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    F**k me (?) - I hope it wisnae in the 1980's!!!!!!!
     
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    Hee dose.
     
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    POLICE are investigating a man’s sudden death during a visit to the city’s busiest gay sauna.

    The man, believed to be in his 60s, was rushed to hospital after being given CPR on the scene at the No. Eighteen sauna, at Albert Place, on Leith Walk, but later died in hospital.

    It is understood there had been a disturbance at the sauna at around 12.30pm yesterday, although it was not clear whether this was connected to the man’s death.

    Police closed off the sauna and the surrounding area for a detailed investigation.

    https://www.scotsman.com/news/police-probe-into-gay-sauna-death-1-1852878


    Kenny's a buftie :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    Don't worry m7, aparently sodomy is normal these days @bayernkenny

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  13. Easter Road 1980

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    Edinburgh is gay, full stop.
     
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    Just thinking, if I started at the Penny Black at around 05.03 and then went to the Brunswick (now called a Robert Zimmerman lyric) and the rub-a-dub which is now a trendy bar at around 07.22 until 11.43 I would be oot o' ma f****n' brain so who knows! Possibly thought it was a bob haired bint wi' a strap oan!

    Long time ago now.
     
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    Would have been a bald weegie with a syrup and a very small cock, almost certainly a kafflick, probably a dirty Priest.
     
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  16. Strange Nipples ST

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    So's yer da'
     
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    Gotta tell you my upwardly mobile Mummy sent me to an all boys fee paying secondary school in Edinburgh. Possibly she noticed something in my toddler years and thought it would be kind to break me into a 'gay' life gently!
     
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    Aw f**k; no a f****n' pape!
     
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    Afaid nearly all Papes are partial to **** stabbing m7. This is partly due to getting ****ed by the Father after communion but also due to the old dracomian law of not allowing contraception back in the day, they could insert their tiny penises into each others rectums without fear of pregnancy.
     
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    Afaid nearly all Papes are partial to **** stabbing m7. This is partly due to getting ****ed by the Father after communion but also due to the old dracomian law of not allowing contraception back in the day, they could insert their tiny penises into each others rectums without fear of pregnancy.
     
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    Anyone going to a sauna must be steaming
     
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