Rape?

Shame.

This wee blonde things a total stunner.

 

Whit restaurant?

Am talkin about 8 years ago.

 

Can't mind.

Was totally ****ed.

 

Ah cany mind either. It was on a corner, served Scottish traditional.

She was a stunner. Not as in "stunna" but ****in inch perfect gorgeous. I think my letching frightened her a wee bit.

 

Either way I bet the second bird wasn't a local either.

 

She wisny. She was from Fife. I already said that.

 

I'm on a contract in a warehouse.
Half the people there are Polish.
Half of them are female.
Half of them are absolutely stunning.
The other half are absolutely doable.

 

I only read down to the Polish bit and one of my **** bank images flashed before my eyes.

I'm sure you can understand my distraction and I hope you accept my deepest apoligies.

 

Polish wimmin are gorgeous. And if porn hasn't lied to me they are also right durty hoors.

 

Absolutely, sir, absolutely.