Ranieri to Spurs

[KingHotspur]

Wtf?

I’m reading on Twitter that we are in discussions with Claudio Ranieri to take over as manager next season?

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

He's getting the boot from Nantes at the end of the season. No chance.

 

[NSIS]

That just has to be bollocks!

And another good reason why I never have nothing to do with Twatter!..

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

Wtf?

I’m reading on Twitter that we are in discussions with Claudio Ranieri over him running a pizza stand at the new stadium

Fixed.

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

Wtf?

I’m reading on Twitter that we are in discussions with Claudio Ranieri to take over as manager next season?

Completely untrue. We are actually considering appointing him as Getting Away With Elbowing Opponents In The Penalty Area Coach...

 

[The RDBD]

Fixed.

And his Director of cheese toppings will be our Brian.

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[Hoddle is a god]

I hope this isn’t true.

What with the amount of hardcore piss-taking that I have subjected our resident rabid foxes to, I will never live it down.

 

[Spudulike]

I REALLY hope this is bollocks. If it's not, it explains the half-arsed performances by our squad of late.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

If we let Poch leave, and bring in a clown like Ranieri, expect every single one of our decent players to leave.

 

[Spurlock]

Well..for me...I would want Levy out

 

[Spur of the Moment]

Feckin' hell lads - this is clickbait bollox!! Move on......

 

[KingHotspur]

I’m reading now that it could be as DoF not manager.

All very bizarre

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I’m reading now that it could be as DoF not manager.

All very bizarre

That would make more sense.

Not that it makes much more sense.

 

[The RDBD]

I’m reading now that it could be as DoF not manager.

Over Danny Roses' dead body !!!

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

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I'm tellin' ya. 'Claudio's' - East Stand N17.

 

[The RDBD]

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I'm tellin' ya. 'Claudio's' - East Stand N17.

 

[paultheplug]

Apparently Ranieri has persuaded Messi, Neymar and Kroos to join Spurs for salaries of only 79k per week, dependent on results. An ITK told me

 

[remembercolinlee]

Christ...and I thought I was good at making up crap

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

I’m reading now that it could be as DoF not manager.

All very bizarre

That's even more bollocks than the already hefty bollocks of the original article. Ranieri has no history of being a DoF, so he'd be as well-suited to that role as Boris Johnson is to anything that involves positions of responsibility or speaking in public.

 

[Spur of the Moment]

Christ...and I thought I was good at making up crap

You are.....