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I blame Monotheism for all this.

If we still had the old Gods all the clubs in the Scottish leagues could have their own deity. As there is only one all the daft little cults built up in its name want to argue their own freaky little shibboleth is the appropriate one.

Sell Sandaza, give Jesus a Bosman and bring back Cthulhu!!!

I'm a Cthulu man meself, him as I believe the Old Gods are the only "Real" Gods. I have a longing for the return of NyarlathotepI and I still sacrifice the odd kitten after reading my copy of the Necronomicon .
 
I couldn't have articulated it better myself.

I try my best big man, but, I have to say, I really can't go those ****s at all. I have always thought that I would grow out of it, but, the night we met in Nice, watching Rangers v I can't remember FC(possibly Braca), I had been like that for years and I still am. If some **** gets shot in the Provence, I'm looking at their name. If the surname is, "O'Reilly", or some pish, I'm thinking, "good enough for the fenian bastard!" **** them all, and, their global Palestinian warming. That's what I say mate.
 
<laugh> FFS, I have just read the game report and it said something about an, "Aiden Connolly"! They are the type of names I think, "**** 'im" when I read in the papers that some **** got shot. Did I take that too far?!
 
<laugh> FFS, I have just read the game report and it said something about an, "Aiden Connolly"! They are the type of names I think, "**** 'im" when I read in the papers that some **** got shot. Did I take that too far?!

Naw yer fine pal, yer jist sayin' whit every other **** is hinking. FTP.
 
I'm a Cthulu man meself, him as I believe the Old Gods are the only "Real" Gods. I have a longing for the return of NyarlathotepI and I still sacrifice the odd kitten after reading my copy of the Necronomicon .

Well done Dev.

How's the kitten sacrificing doing these days? I find it a real pain in the ass these days trying to get a real one. I blame the likes of Linda McCartney and ST. How do you think the dark Lords of chaos feel when they're hit with the no animals were harmed in the making of this sacrifice thing?
 
Well done Dev.

How's the kitten sacrificing doing these days? I find it a real pain in the ass these days trying to get a real one. I blame the likes of Linda McCartney and ST. How do you think the dark Lords of chaos feel when they're hit with the no animals were harmed in the making of this sacrifice thing?

I have a decent supply of kittens but try getting hold of a copy of the Necronomicon, it's rarer than Virgin's blood in Dundee.
 
If catholic players don't like being told not to bless themselves they don't have to stay at the club. I'm catholic myself and I don't wander round my office blessing myself before a meeting so quite why they all feel the need to do it before a game is beyond me - and i would abuse anyone of my team's players for doing it because I think it brings shame on the religion because they're almost making out thay're better than others purely due to their faith.
 
If catholic players don't like being told not to bless themselves they don't have to stay at the club. I'm catholic myself and I don't wander round my office blessing myself before a meeting so quite why they all feel the need to do it before a game is beyond me - and i would abuse anyone of my team's players for doing it because I think it brings shame on the religion because they're almost making out thay're better than others purely due to their faith.

Spot on Dan. Religions a personal thing and if folk want it to be respected they shouldn't flaunt it. It's bad enough walking along Argyle Street getting preached at and told you're going to Hell by some nutjob with a loudspeaker without having to watch sportsmen performing archaic rituals on the park.

There's also the hypocrisy involved. On the blessing thing, on one hand you have Tommy Burns, a devoutly religious man who was a guy with a deep faith- I can respect that. Then you have Artur Borac and Nacho Novo. Let's face it a pair of bams hardly the poster boys for Jesus are they?

In my opinion religion and politics have no place in sport.
 
Has this been turned into Rangers purging football of religion fighting the good fight? Im not one who performs religious rituals but people doing it doesnt bother me although I did laugh when I first seen Hernandez do his thing the first time. No one would be advised not to perform a Hindu/Jewish sign at Ibrox and thats the point.
 
Has this been turned into Rangers purging football of religion fighting the good fight? Im not one who performs religious rituals but people doing it doesnt bother me although I did laugh when I first seen Hernandez do his thing the first time. No one would be advised not to perform a Hindu/Jewish sign at Ibrox and thats the point.

What a victim you are.