I was actually cheering the goals as if it was rangers playing. please do an interview fergy please!!
I've not googled anything, but in today's Observer there is a piece about him which carries the unsmiling observation that: "His list of misdemeanours includes an internal investigation after he was seen throwing darts at youth team players." It's probably too much to hope that these youth players were only five or six years old, to be fair, but most people will surely still find lots to savour as they imagine these actions unfolding. There should be more of this stuff, frankly.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...li-wins-25000-then-gives-1000-to-a-tramp.html http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...i-helps-City-fan-being-bullied-at-school.html http://www.mcfc.co.uk/News/Club-news/2011/May/Balotelli-and-Viera-at-St-Anns
"Ooooooh Balotelli, he is a striker, he's good at darts, an allergy to grass but when he plays he's ****inn class, he drives around moss side with a wallet full of cash!! Ooooooh Balotelli"