Rangers v Celtic

Settin up his own jokes now.

 

Alex MacLeish=next Hun manager.

 

Could do worse imho

At least he doesn’t bow down to Rome.

 

We’ll see how he fairs with a level playing ground.

 

Be good if all the chasers went on the eggheads eh?

Probs kick their ****s in imho

 

The beast would eat them.

 

You can fly round the rim though; that would do it.

 

So the sun is real then? Thought the whole thing was some sort of Truman Show put on? Now I'm confused.

 

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Why are nasa going to all this trouble to fool us Eddie? I mean, what is the actual ****ing point?

Also, why do they keep leaving obvious clues?

 

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According to Eddie rim flying is all aeroplanes can do, never reaching the edge of the flat earth. Circumnavigating pilots are all aware of the conspiracy of course.

Ships can navigate the seven seas but they can't go due south because they will never meet the non-existent south pole. Ship captains are also aware of the conspiracy of course.

According to Eddie a huge many people over a very long time have been producing humongous amounts of false evidence to fulfil the conspiracy that the Earth is a globe.

My question to Eddie is, why?

What do they get our of it?

What horrors shall befall us if it was suddenly proven (Provan) that the Earth is flat?

I shudder to not think.

 

Is the sun flat?

 

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Okay, thanks for clearing all that up chaps

 

According to Eddie...

Our sun, Sol, is not a star. It orbits Earth. It's not a star it's a summat or other not observed anywhere anytime in any galaxy we can see.

Eddie says...

All lies about observing all other celestial objects. Goddam you NASA and you Russian and Chinese space agencies too you lying bastards!

PS Eddie, Copernicus says yer a twat.

 

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So, complete failure for you answer questions.

I'll repeat one of them...

..why?

If you can even give me something that will indicate why a global conspiracy exists (for so long by countless people) in which 'they' will benefit by insisting that the Earth is a globe I'll put a tinfoil hat on right this ****in minute.

Otherwise, **** off fool. Stick to losing at the horses.

 

North Lanarkshire in February?

 

^^^ God complex and then some