Rangers v Celtic

Roses are red
Those lights are blue
It's the tinternet cops
Coming for the GC crew

 

Roses are red,
Oh what are we like?
We are all in our late 20s
And still speaking ****e

 

Roses are red
Smugs face is too
Monnie's chased oot
With his big massive bru

 

Roses are red,
Oor Aldo owned a cafe
He only drinks vodka
So get ****ed with your latte

 

Roses are red
Look, there is big Tuna,
Her fanny is rancid
And its size is lunar

 

Roses are red
@Noodles bets on horses
But you should never back
One he endorses

 

Roses are red,
Mick is always on the hunt
He is ****e at at golf.
And a simpleton ****.

 

Roses are red
Patience is black
Mon has taken to the bed
With a shredded sac

 

Roses are red,
Big C is a pape
He is pals with Stupot
Oh I could crush a grape

 

Roses are red
@Gambol has had enough
He's given up burds
And is now a ****

 

Late 20’s my arse

 

Roses are red
Rubber bands are elastic
Momma tunas sons
are 2 ****s and a spastic

 

ffs

 

Expected better of you.

 

Roses are red
Yermaw you can count on
To claim big winning bets
Without displaying his coupon

 

Nice edit to make it 4 lines instead of the original 3 you had, buddy

 

Roses are red
Tina's a dyke
She gets her rocks off
On Ed's bmx bike

 

Roses are red,
Gambol sails
He claims he rides birds
But we know never one from Wales

 

Roses are red
If you don't agree with our Ed.
Just wait 5 minutes
He'll say the opposite instead

 

Roses are red
@monacogers in cahoots
Feds put him in hiding
From @Smug in Boots