Rangers v Celtic

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Not as funny as you having *****philes permanently in your head, shorty

 

Roses are red
Edge has wet dreams about borstal
Julie is gagging
Cos she has a blocked nostril

 

Roses are red
Doid is in a rush
Tunas minge out of bounds
Cos she's got thrush

 

Roses are red
Probes are extraterrestrial
ER are has come back
With an extra testicle

 

*Barrie's

 

*2 blocked nostrils

 

Roses are red
Precious is black
Mon ain't coming home
'til he gets his country back

 

Roses are Red
Mindy, you can't avoid
That is just the way he is
Cause Doid's gonna Doid

 

Roses are red
So is an azalea
Nev faked his death
Touring Australia

 

Cairney was a nonce
Torbers was too
Farters were penetrated
Momma T' gash reeks.

Mic drop...

 

Frankfurt are red
Sevco are blue
You'll only find one fanbase
Dookin' for poo

 

Flags turning red
Call the boys in blue
Yermaw's gonna flush
His phone down the loo

 

Roses are red
@Toby is on a mission
Three more months
Then she will transition

 

Roses are red
There's a smell here that lingers
There's a present on your couch
Left there by Fingers

 

Roses are red,
He loves to drink pilsen
I spent 17 hours on t'internet
To find Chris Wison

 

Roses are red
Pompey is a lezzer
I'm the only guy in history
To get 100% on Geoguessr

 

Roses are red
Trev loves to play Jenga
He's a fat mess
And gets pegged by Senga

 

Violets are blue
And Barrie builds sheds
He employs illegals
Oh here come the Feds