Rangers v Celtic

Things I never thought I would say:

Boaby Saunds actually looks pretty capable barring his passing out from the back.

 

It’s still a bit wispy, the kids are calling it a “tramp-tache”, I’ve also went with a dirty blond mullet for the summer and wearing horrendous clothes so I fit in with the smelly students whilst I date rape ***s down the West End virtue signalling scene.

 

Veerman was spotted crying into his waffles this morning

 

Good player, would’ve struggled getting halfed in two in a 12:30 Saturday morning kick off at Rugby park I reckon.

 

He’s a player, criticism of him way over top.

Can see us signing him full time and commanding a sizeable Sands sell on to trump the Bassey bonanza.

 

Let’s see the cookie duster then

 

There hasn't been such a Tim vacuum in here since the demise of Tel Munro.

 

That’s cos Eddie controls 90% of the Tim accounts

 

Veerman tears

When asked if Rangers or PSV created enough to earn a spot in the group stage, he went on: "We haven't created enough, that's right. But Rangers certainly not, or am I wrong? Do I think it's fair that Rangers are playing in the Champions League at our expense? No definitely not."

 

Have we broke them?

 

*broken

 

Boyychenko just loves rippin' the Bheast

 

Champions League debut for Ange and Sevco

We'll probably open to Barcelona, as per.

Think you guys will draw Annan Athletic with your luck.

 

Huns sending death threats to the player who "Lundstrumed" Lowry

 

Sounds legit

 

Barcelona are pish so yeah, you are probably right.

 

Groups:

Real Madrid
Liverpool
Inter
Rangers




Frankfurt
Seville
Salzburg
Celtic

 

I hope Eddie comes back.

 

Wesley Sneijder's take on Tearman's comments


"That was a remarkable interview. It's everyone else's fault apparently.

"But from the very first minute in the game, I watched him surrender. In every aspect. What did he do? Play passes backward, but anyone can do that. He didn't protect the defence and then has the nerve to criticise the chances they missed.

"Last week, he was quite clear that PSV were better than Rangers. I expected him to roll up his sleeves and prove that. But he did nothing. If I was his manager, I would be very unhappy with him. Let's be clear here, Rangers won every battle and deserved to go through."

Whinging Joey Veerman slammed for Rangers 'surrender' as Wesley Sneijder launches astonishing attack on PSV flop

please log in to view this image