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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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    How do you starve a black man? Put his food stamps in his work boots.
     
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    You're so stupid you could count your balls all day long and never come up with the same number twice.
     
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    What do you call a white person running down a hill? An avalanche.
     
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    Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
     
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    I must have a nice butt, because, everytime I'm walking away from talking to someone they say 'What an ass?'
     
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    Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag?
     
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    You're like school in the summertime - no class.
     
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    I may not have a dick but you're a massive one!
     
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    She's as smart as bait.
     
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    What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
     
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    You were beautiful in my dreams, but a ****ing nightmare in reality.
     
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    How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.
     
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    **** looks like he's about to behead a British soldier.

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    Nice Kia ya jake

    Trying to slag our white transit van tae!!! Some neck on them.
     
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    Club branded ...

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    Ffs that **** is about to take over Sinclair's monkey mantel
     
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    Unless it's Messi scoring another against you?<whistle>
     
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